Posted by: euzoia | September 29, 2010

“There’s a cat in my kitchen I don’t know how to deal with him.”

Man dials British police 999 emergency line over cat in his kitchen | News.com.au

 

A PANICKED man called a police emergency line for help because there was a cat in his kitchen in just one of thousands of inappropriate calls.

The call to Britain’s 999 line starts with the man, saying: “There’s a cat in my kitchen I don’t know how to deal with him.”

The bemused operator asks “You’ve got a what in your kitchen?”, and the man responds: “A cat, cat, cat.”

Operator: “So there’s no emergency? it’s just that there’s a cat in your kitchen?

Man: “I need to sleep. It’s in my, my home.”

Operator: “This is not a police matter. We’re not going to remove a cat from your house.

“If you just go into the kitchen, shoo the cat out the back door, it will leave, alright?”

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