A PANICKED man called a police emergency line for help because there was a cat in his kitchen in just one of thousands of inappropriate calls.
The call to Britain’s 999 line starts with the man, saying: “There’s a cat in my kitchen I don’t know how to deal with him.”
The bemused operator asks “You’ve got a what in your kitchen?”, and the man responds: “A cat, cat, cat.”
Operator: “So there’s no emergency? it’s just that there’s a cat in your kitchen?
Man: “I need to sleep. It’s in my, my home.”
Operator: “This is not a police matter. We’re not going to remove a cat from your house.
“If you just go into the kitchen, shoo the cat out the back door, it will leave, alright?”